Steorn OPhone Update – Despite the predictability of the ignorance by the mainstream press, It’s been a remarkable couple of weeks in the world of free energy. Steorn have quietly re-emerged onto the public stage with not one but two utterly Impossible products for sale and others in the pipeline all based on their Orbo ‘Never-Die’ battery technology.
Orbo OCube
The first product being their USB Charging Station – the PowerCube; and yes, you’re not going mad, it’s not a cube either. The PowerCube DID actually start life as a cube, but through the magic of marketing gurus, evolved into a red faced angry monkey / alien / robot thingy. It’s a love it or hate it design, but undeniably unique.
Understandably, the biggest sticking point for most people when it comes to the PowerCube is the price. At €1200 (euros) it’s a great deal more expensive than your average charger, but then again, the PowerCube is no average charger. Less than 50,000 are expected to be made, so it may just be a purchase for those of us wanting to own a piece of history, like the first Apple computer; A memento of how the way we once viewed energy changed almost overnight.
iPhone…Schmiphone.
As far as the mass consumer appeal goes the PowerCube can’t even come close to Steorn’s latest product – the OPhone. It’s a gorgeous throw-back brick like retro-styled black and red phone with basic call functionality, and although it lacks the fancy touch-screen and apps of the smartphones on the market it has one very enviable and important unique selling point. It NEVER needs to be charged. Not ever. Can your iPhone do that?
At the time of writing, much of Steorn’s current marketing for the OPhone seems to be focused on middle-eastern markets. This is evidenced both by the comments on their Facebook page and the Google searches for “Orbo oPhone” and ‘cost of oPhone’ originating mainly from India, Pakistan, Oman, Egypt, UAE and more recently Mexico of all places.
Steorn Webstore
Steorn are set to open up a web-store on Wednesday which should make it quicker and easier for customers to make payment. In the meantime it seems that wire transfer is their preferred method for payment. Some of our readers have recently placed orders and they had this to say regarding their recent orders for the OCube.
‘I received my invoice on the 11th. I initiated a wire transfer today, being the only payment option they gave me. It was 60 euros for shipping. $1426.63 total with bank fee. It feels surreal though, like more of a vote than a purchase, electing to see the beginning of the end of control via artificial scarcity and suppression of scientific breakthrough. Once it is my hands and tested, I will post a video review with more of my thoughts.’ – Michael Waskosky
‘Received invoice yesterday. estimated shpping date for orbo 24.1.2016′ – Jukka Lantta
Delivery Dates & Product Reviews
Steorn seem to have been more than impressed with the volume of orders received to date, and as far as we can tell the first shipments of oCubes/ oPhones will arrive with consumers sometime in January. Soon after we can expect to see reviews of these appearing in blogs and online tech mags, although somewhat predictably I expect the focus will not be centred on the features (or lack thereof)but rather the lack of charging, and with it, the growing realisation that you REALLY DON’T ever have to charge these products.
And if we dare take this realisation to the next level – there will be a supreme moment of clarity for people who will, after a week or so, be wondering where the heck the energy is coming from! And after it’s established that something extremely odd is happening then it’s over to the scientists, because not even Steorn themselves know for sure where the energy is coming from.
So will this bizarre and wondrous piece of tech disrupt the space-time continuum? Certainly not. And do you have anything to fear by buying one? To quote the great Terrence McKenna – ‘Not unless you fear death by astonishment’.
Very interested to know the results of the buyers, please try to correctly document your experience!
Hmm. So we have this company that has burned through millions in investor dollars, claims to have invented not one but TWO overunity devices, the first with magnets, and the second with electrets, and in 15 years, hasn’t shipped a product.
I see two possible outcomes here.
1. They ship something. It is taken apart by reviewers, and made fun of on the Internet, and all their investors sue them.
2. They take all the money wired to them in pre-orders, and go live out their lives in luxury on a tropical island while flipping us the bird.
I’m actually pretty forgiving about overunity claims. But Steorn has screamed “SCAM!” from day one. There is zero chance they will deliver the products they describe.
Eric, enough cheaptalk: put your money where your mouth is.
How many bitcoins are you willing to bet on the subject?
Create a bet with your conditions here: https://bitbet.us/new/ , for example
Title: “Steorn is scamming people”
Bet: “If by the end of February Steorn has not delivered any working device or if the devices don’t do what they are advertised the bet resolves as Yes, otherwise it resolves as a No.
Put 100 bitcoins on “Yes” and let’s see who takes the bet, ok?
I don’t need to wager. All I need to do is wait until January 24th.
Of course, now that they have revealed that their latest “overunity” device consists of two plates of dissimilar metals separated by an electret gel, they could just ship a big battery, and argue with everyone that it’s free energy.
Goodness knows the thing is big enough to put a substantial battery inside.
How they’re going to pull off the phone is anyone’s guess.
Well, it’s up to you to explain to us exactly how an electret gel between two dissimilar metals actually constitutes a battery.
Eric, enough cheaptalk: put your money where your mouth is.
How many bitcoins are you willing to bet on the subject?
Create a bet with your conditions here: https://bitbet.us/new/ , for example
Title: “Steorn is scamming people”
Bet: “If by the end of February Steorn has not delivered any working device or if the devices don’t do what they are advertised the bet resolves as Yes, otherwise it resolves as a No.
Put 100 bitcoins on the line and let’s see who takes it, ok?
It’s really creepy to se all the red faces in an asembly line. Looks like the evil devices from a James Bond movie. At once, creepy and corny. I’d love to see a working no charge phone.
Definitely a scam and they are even telling us in the product design: A cheeky monkey face with one eye open (the +) and one eye closed (the -) Yes it’s winking at us!
A better bet is “Number of days of delay announced before the first shipment.”
So, why is that I do not see a bet? Afraid to lose?
Any news here???
Their Facebook page hasn’t been updated since before Christmas…
It’s the 24th of January. Any sign of shipping?
Why do you think that?
I think they may have started shipping.
Well actually since no one at Steorn actually claims to know where the energy is coming from these devices could very well disrupt the space time continuum for all we know assuming they actually do work and months later we still of course lack that proof.
Since it’s a couple months without any news or confirmations about the device, I suppose we can consider the device dead…
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